To Be or Not to Be

To be tall or not to be short? To be big eyed or to be tiny eyed? To be funny or not to be serious? To eat junk or not to eat healthy? To be comfy or not to be dressed up? To laugh or not to cry? To be in black and white or not to be in color? To stand or not to fall? To hug or not to kiss? To push or not to pull? To play basketball or not to play basketball? To go big or to go home? To be fashionably late or not to be on time? To be happy or not to be happy? To have ketchup on your chicken nuggets or not to have honey on your chicken nuggets? To walk it out or not to jock it out? To be good or not to be bad? To smile or not to frown? To be in Florida or not to be in Ishpeming? To write in black ink or not to write in blue ink? To dance or not to sing? To be tired of to be's or not to be tired of not to be's?