If I was President...

First off, i'd probably have the least expensive campaign ever because i'm a frugal person. But i'd still be elected. I'd most definitely try to have people aged 60 and over take their drivers test again because i think there are people on the road that shouldn't be. I would adress gas prices and figure out a way to lower them. I'd help the adults and children starving in our own country first rather than people elsewhere. Best of all, i'd have my personal chef cook me chinese 4 days out of the week - orange chicken, general tso's, and crab rangoons. A mini-golf course in the backyard sounds like a plan, too.